I love David and Lees back and forth! They are so great together😂

He's not funny. At all. Hate the little cunt

David has a piano?

Who is the GILF?

I actually do this, though...

Idk why but I loved the "see ya, dad" "yeah."

Only just noticed haha thanks for pointing that out

David is hilarious x thanku wilty x love u x god bless x

If that’s David’s son then his wife has definitely been sleeping around.

David Mitchell might be my favourite human ever tbh

That old woman looks like the lady from 'sheep in the city'

2:17 exactly how I'd imagine David would look when some nuisance of a neighbour would greet him during his walk.

"No, I've been to David's house... It's a ghetto"

I just love David’s face and the way he said “Are they?!” In a genuine moment of panic lol

Dutch subtitles have been added.

Bedankt

Wow, the lies are getting really incredible and convoluted, aren't they?

1:16 - 1:34 😂😂😂

david has become more expressive over the years

“4 miles” Ahahahaha 😂😂

Even if True its a lie from the regulars, made up stuff now, no way could anyone have such strange stuff happen to same 2 guys all the time.

the grandfather clock and the big red button in his kitchen that he's afraid to touch.

Who is that woman on David's team? I hope she's on it a lot more. She's fun

Lucy Porter, a stand up comedian.

I always thought that the UK used the metric system and that's why countries they ruled, use it now.

Nope, you thought wrong :).

Kay19 K Metric is a french invention. UK is sort of half metric. Of David were 20 years younger I’m sure he’d use meters, not yards.

I think “going to the shop” is one Britain’s greatest morning past time.

I love the 1euro 20 shop!

Yes, I love going to the potato shop...

David always gets snarkier when he lies

Lie. David doesn't finish sentences with upward intonations.

Jokes about David living in a castle/having a drawbridge or moat/being ridiculously posh/silver spooned will never get old

Best thing is when in an earlier episode. He lived in a flat where his bedroom door was missing a handle for 2 years.

"What type of menagerie do you imagine I would be imagining?!?!"

+Robert Slaughter yeah, his responses to it are great... " *sighs* of course I've been to McDonalds" 😂😂

Never! Because he looks genuinely annoyed every time.

Kind of a relief lol

"You could be a grandfather clock and a piano. You're not part of this." lol How I love this show.

Jonny Sevent that made me hoot with laughter. He was very quick with the responses in this one.

"Your flies are undone!" How many flies does he have?!

I think we should accept this for exactly the same reason we accept "trousers" or "pants"

junbh2 thanks for clearing that up.🖖

+Gloria Wheatley-Holder In the UK they have multiple flies rather than one fly. I don't really know why or how it's supposed to work or what they consider to be one... But I have heard it more than once. Which suggests that it means something slightly different than 'fly' does in Canada, since I can't imagine how you could have more than one fly on a regular pair of pants, but it's obviously a very closely related concept.

Gloria Wheatley-Holder But that's not what was said in the video.

Your Fly’s undone.(your fly is undone.

Lee and moats lol.

If I were David to make it more plausible I would have said that when he was a child he was afraid of the Sun so he used to hold his breath when walking out the house to take his mind off off it because we know he has some OCD tendencies (like the alarm clock, and door checking) and so now he revisits that game for fun as an adult when walking to the corner shop.

YouTube money must be nice

All Videos pretty sure the owner of this channel doesn’t earn anything, and all ad revenue goes to a different company

+447891423261 call this number for the truth .. ask for baldy fatterson.

Lucy the Grandfather Clock and Dion the Piano

He could have breathed through his nose for as long as he wanted whilst doing that demonstration...

I actually had a dream once where I was taking care of David and Victoria’s front garden. It was quite nice actually

Lie

Hollywood Sunset haha good one but actually in my dream there was then a huge flood and I was quickly “flooded away” by the water masses, I think Victoria was fine but David was taken by the water as well

Did you say “ I do beg your pardon, but I am in your garden”

Palula Styles What's 'taking care of their front garden' a euphemism for?

😂😂😂

"Or you could be a grandfather clock and a piano."

Most piano's are also black. 😂 (Not being racist, just making a dumb connection for giggles)

It was an odd thing to ask tbf.

You're not part of this. lmao brutal.

Hahaha. I mean it was obviously a lie from the get go (like Lee's superpowers) but still fun to see him play it out. ^^ WILTY you are truly the best. May you and your channel live long and prosper!

That thumbnail is the face of a man who is contemplating how the fuck he is suppose to sell this story

So the shop is next door but twenty-four.

Amazing.

I live next door but 1 on the left

Just about where the queen lives!

"I don't believe in the shop." Good to see Bob's logic applies to his deduction as well as his storytelling.

Should be a 24/7 channel called "Storytime with Bob". I'd never leave the couch.

Lie. David doesn’t do things for fun

'I can go from my house to the cornershop on only one gulp of air, and regularly do so as part my continued efforts to avoid tedious conversations.'

David’s face when Debbie says his flys undone 😂

+Big Shaq! oh yeah sorry i got confused because Lucy was talking before it 😂

+Ryann iV it was Debbie. David even says "debbie said..."

it was Lucy 😂